yoU-Conn

yoU-Conn

  Dear Faïka, Each year, the NCAA — that’s the National Conference of Academic Athletics, not the Natural Confluence of Alcoholics Anonymous — member teams compete in a grand battle for supremacy, and though your nerd nature may find sports to be...

The Plow Is Coming

  Well, Faika, it was another Winter’s day here in Connecticut, USA. Connecticut. The Constitution State. The Land of Steady Habits. the Nutmeg State. The goddamned Nutmeg State. Chris lit up another cigarette, but I quit smoking and just poured myself a...
Amnesia is Hard Pill to Swallow

Amnesia is Hard Pill to Swallow

Dear Faïka, How does one explain a void? An absence? You know what, never mind, just read “House of Leaves” and then come back. Welcome back. How can I describe a lack, a lurking fog which encapsulates the very essence of me? Of Myself? Myselfness? How do I tell you...
The Craig’s List Incident

The Craig’s List Incident

Dear Faika, First, seriously, like I even need to explain, THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT. Of course human trafficking is illegal. We do not believe that people should be bought and sold, even using advanced bulletin boards using paypal or bitcoin. We are not that dumb. I am...